He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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