yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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