put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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