So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
you never un-have a 4some
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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