I feel like abortions should bother me more
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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