That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I fill condoms, not promises.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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