You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I am spending my child support on dildos
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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