the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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