I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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