There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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