We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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