Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
