it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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