i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
