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(972): View more from Texas

P.S. I can't hear my feet

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you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date

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(204): View more from Manitoba

Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense

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(440): View more from Ohio

Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.

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(720): View more from Colorado

"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."

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(410): View more from Maryland

Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company

(954): View more from Florida

It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level

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