ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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