Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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