I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
operation harelip BJ is a go
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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