The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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