carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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