she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I party with great urgency now.
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