I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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