i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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