wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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