I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
