question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
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