please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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