At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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