For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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