i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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