Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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