Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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