i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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