this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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