I want you more than these girls want KFC
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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