At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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