good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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