Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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