so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
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