Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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