Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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