I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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