thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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