Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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