Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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