We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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