how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Randomize
