She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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