wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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