Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Randomize
