Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
She's the barista slut.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
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