its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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