It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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