In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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