K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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