you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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