he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Screwed.edu
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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