OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
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