normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Come share oat with me in your robe
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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