He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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