Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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